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Poster: BryanE Date: Jun 13, 2007 8:06am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the fuck!

Let's see whose toes I step on with this one:

After a long night of making love, the man involved in the tryst notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then? " he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jun 13, 2007 8:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the fuck!

Sure, laugh at the transsexuals. Is nothing sacred?


Seriously, I have no problem with someone posting whatever they wish, but if it turns derisive and overtly hostile, I will wag my finger at the offender. That'll show 'em.

Relegious Art question: Why do all representations of Adam and Eve that I've seen always have them sporting bellybuttons? If they were created in His image, does He then have a belly button? And if He does, from whence did it come? And is it filled with the Holy Lint of Poor Hygiene?

OK, maybe that was too far. If so, my humblest apologies.

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Poster: BryanE Date: Jun 13, 2007 8:26am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the fuck!

I must have missed Sunday School on the day that the theology of navels was discussed. But since we're discussing the deeper issues, I do remember this verse, courtesy of The Firesign Theatre:

"It says in The Holey Book in the Book of Holes, Chapter One, 'And they knew not their holes from an ass on the ground.'"

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: Jun 13, 2007 8:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the fuck!

Patrick:

It is a well know fact that Adam and Eve were both graduates of the Naval Academy.

"Well, I'm looking out my belly button window
And I see a whole lot of frowns
And I'm wondering if they don't want me around"

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: Jun 13, 2007 8:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: What the fuck!

And now for something completely different:

http://www.archive.org/details/FAILED_MARTYR_DEVILCITY

One for the kids!

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Poster: I_love_you Date: Jun 13, 2007 10:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

seriously, I know that i am the only one not telling some kind of joke in their comment on this particular strand, but if i were you... I WOULDN'T click on the link above. it is a man wollowing in bloody misery. if u dont belive me u can click it, but just in case you dont want to SEE a half-blow-apart human being today, and found my description of the link desturbing enough... now the curiousity wont eat away at you
not cool dude

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Jun 13, 2007 10:52am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

i don't know.... i kinda figured what it would be by the link title. and if it actually a "failed martyr" - i find disturbingly entertaining - if those morons want to cause pain and suffering to others while themselves being killed instantly - i can't say i mind watching one of them suffer in misery for once. callous i know, but whatever - serves the bastard right.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jun 13, 2007 10:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

Well, there's hijacking a thread and then there's this. In the spirit of the above post, I was going to post a link to a video detailing the proper way to clean a car sick lemming's sphincter, thinking it had as much place here as this bloody-stump revival video; but then thought no, it might upset some folks.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Jun 13, 2007 11:27am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

(can you email me that lemming link?)


i vowed to myself not to post politically charged stuff and look what i did - without a hint of booze either - damn, i'm a loser

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Jun 13, 2007 11:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

I'd send you the link but the Popular Peoples Front for the Liberation of Dirrhea Stricken Marmosets has threatened to seriously gnaw on my leg if I persist in "spreading lies and capitalist rhetoric that only fuel the fire of smaller mammal oppresion".

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2007-06-13 18:45:50

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: Jun 13, 2007 2:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

Ah! Patrick's got his game back. If only I could find that photo of the proctologist and his collection of gerbils.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Jun 13, 2007 11:55am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

lmao!!!!

AWESOME

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Poster: I_love_you Date: Jun 13, 2007 1:20pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

all you need to read is this: And now for something completely different:

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Jun 13, 2007 4:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

yeah :)

i hear yeah

hope you didnt think i was having an issue with you Love. Was simply responding in general

peace my friend

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Poster: I_love_you Date: Jun 14, 2007 5:25am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Really: What the fuck telephone?!?!?

for sure dude no offence taken i am all up on provocative media. i just think that stuff like what tele posted has more of a place on indyMedia than on some random archive thread. i would love to have a political topic every once and a while, but this just struck me as strange... thx for the serious responses to my post all, and thx for the politness DireWolf and thx tuff tele for starting your own thread lolsd